hi people!

sorry about the dead blog was in hong kong. which was brilliant. i got to use aggressive language and yell at weird chinese people. power rush or what.

i also managed to buy a few prezzies for quite a few people. oh and i took a cool pic with random geeky chinese guys. they were QUALITY stuff. glasses high trousers the whole shabang. did i just say shabang?

the shoutouts are coming extremely soon. this was just an entry to assure my er fanbase that i'm still alive. unfortunately. and to tell fag/friend of fag/fan of fag that he really should grab a life on the way out of the blog.

hope everyone has not missed me too much.

roz: we will meet up soon so i can see ure new hairdo

nat: thanks for being a frequent visitor to my blog. it's much appreciated. don't be TOO harsh on fag. but make sure he can't reproduce any more of his evil spawn when ure done with him. muchas gracias :D

szus: yes i do have really interesting friends. keeps me on my toes. i'm ashamed to say that fag and co. are my friends as well. i'll crawl back into my hole pronto. hope the evil sushi aren't giving u too much trouble.

denise: hey!! i'm updating no sweat my pet. see u around in church!

sam: yeah aggressive tag board..tell me about it. well u know what they say..birds of a feather..hope ure smiling more. :D

identity concealed: i think u're one of fags drones no doubt? the blog is as dead as you're amusing. run along and don't hurt your brain too much thinking of a new tag name.

to anyone else who tagged but i can't see: thanks for tagging! virtual chocolate all around.

oh for those who want to learn how to say i have a yellow pig in cantonese, it's "gnaw yao ya zet wang seck ju" and ju is not pronounced as joo it's as if the u has those two umlaut things on top. if ure just staring blankly at the screen wondering when this torture will end don't worry it's gone.

er bye?